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25.4.14

THE ACTION MOVIE BATTLE OF THE DECADES: 80's Vs 90's [The Winner!]

By FOREST TAYLOR & CORY CARR
The "Battle of the Decades" has come to a close. The 80's have proven victorious, leaving the action films of the 90's to their long and lonely walk back to an era where it wasn't a requirement for their heroes to be former boxing champions or Mr. Universe title holding body builders. No, in the 90's you could get by with a speeding bus for a main character, or George Clooney as a "gay" Batman.

While the films of the 90's will live on in our hearts, here at Slaughter Film they have been condemned to death via "Viking Space Funeral". Launched from the torpedo deck of the S.F.S., Slaughter Film Satellite, they will drift without food, water or a sufficient air supply, through the cosmos, from now to eternity, until they are no more.

And now that that is over, Slaughter Film is proud to acknowledge James Cameron's Aliens as "the best" action movie of the 80's & 90's. Aliens surpassed Predator by a single vote. The very last vote cast offered itself as the tie breaker. This vote caused participants to cry foul as it was submitted by none other than the brother of Forest Taylor, who has denied any wrong doing. However, many among the action movie community theorize that the "magic vote", as it has since become known, was just one of many fail safe contingency plans set forth by Forest Taylor to ensure that his personal all time favorite action movie, Aliens, would win the battle.

We at Slaughter Film are certain that this near tie will be the subject of many future drunken arguments in which Forest gets blamed for everything. Thanks for participating!



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2 comments:

Harvey said...

WOW WHAT A SURPRISE.

Lee said...

DAMNIT! My vacation prevented me from my Predator vote.