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TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE!



"To See Before You Die" is exactly what it sounds like. Slaughter Film has gathered together the greatest minds from around the world to assess, quantify, and categorize every film ever made. It's been a laborious task that we expect to complete in the year 2147. We're taking on this job because no one else was willing to put forth the effort. The data collected will be used to assist movie enthusiasts, like yourselves, who want to avoid the common pitfalls of movie watching. Life is short, so let's stop wasting it. These are the films you should see before you die!



ENTERTAININGLY INEPT FILMS TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE!

We've all heard of films that are "so bad they're good", well Forest has gathered a list of the crème de la crème of bad. But these aren't just bad movies. No, these are all movies created with ambition, vision and a truck load of heart...but unfortunately are still terrible. Prepare yourself for the most entertainingly inept films to grace the silver screen - because future viewings of these films will make you laugh, in the future.


TROMA FILMS TO SEE BEFORE YOU DIE!

If you've shied away from Troma in the past, stick around and let Forest teach you a thing or two about the longest running and most passionate independent filmmakers EVER! See which of the many films flying under the Troma banner are a must see! There is head smashing, car flipping, chicken monsters, fighting


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