SLAUGHTER FILM PRESENTS: The 12 Days of Christmas

By CORY CARR
Well it's that time of year again, when we are all forced to wait in excruciatingly long check out lines so we can purchase gifts for friends and loved ones so they won't hate us. All while listening to the mind-numbing sound of Christmas carols that continuously play from the middle of October through January. "God, please kill me now!" But don't let it get you down. I've created a whole new list of crap that can be awkwardly sung to the classic, The 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoy!