The Horror Duo have returned from Pittsburgh. Forest kicks off his Heisei reviews with
Godzilla Vs Biollante - sequel to
Godzilla 1985. Cory selects a contrasting flick with strippers, vampires and Tom Savini,
From Dusk Till Dawn.
Forest shares his thoughts on
It Comes At Night and Cory questions why there are so many damn sequels to
Children of the Corn. All this and both the Horror Duo bitch about mosh pits, and how they are the most inclusive dance trend ever, as they encourage survival!
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"GODZILLA Vs BIOLLANTE"
★ ★ ★
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"FROM DUSK TILL DAWN"
★ ★ ★ ½
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TIME CODE
- 00:00 - Introduction & News
- 27:12 - "Godzilla Vs Biollante"
- 37:20 - Know Your Horror Trivia
- 38:00 - "From Dusk Till Dawn"
- 64:40 - Comments & Conclusion
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SHOW NOTES
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4 comments:
I pass out for Godzilla.
regards.
Richard Daris
http://go.nasa.gov/2sjnKGa
The storyline for Godzilla vs. Biollante was the result of a nationwide contest that Toho held to find the next plot. Interestingly enough, the winner of the contest was this script, which was written by…you guessed it…a dentist. That means we need a movie where Superfly yells out, “Groovy, mother*cker!” before slicing up Biollante with a chainsaw and then sleeping with Miki Saegusa.
The first runner-up in said screenplay contest was a story which was basically “Godzilla vs. Skynet.”
Correction: It wasn’t Biollante’s pollen that was used against Godzilla or bartered with Biomajor, it was an anti-nuclear energy bacteria (similar to an oil-eating bacteria that really exists) that was developed from a component in Godzilla’s cells. The “lightning mines” were used to increase Godzilla’s body temperature and eventually caused him to collapse.
The third CHILDREN OF THE CORN film shows the monster at the end.
Holy shit! An episode where you guys review a good Godzilla film and From Dusk Till Dawn? I think I just creamed myself.
Speaking of which, I started to wonder something about the Michael Bay Transformers movies. Just supposing someone brings up the subject, "Why aren't there women AutoBots? Where's the representation for women? Are you sexist?" In which case, I have a wonderful time imagining how it would turn out if Bay made a female autobot. That female Transformer in Revenge of the Fallen doesn't count, she was disguised as a human and that was bullshit.
Anyway, the female autobot would be thin and skinny, large metal boobs, and have some metallic design on her body to make it look like she's wearing a metal swimsuit. And she would shoot bullets out of her tits and shit out little baby autobots who are born holding loaded shotguns for some reason.
Alright, Bay better deliver on that female representation in this 5th film, or I'm going to be pissed!
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